To paraphrase the immortal words of the visionary and all-too correct author and futurist George Orwell… in today’s collegiate society, all students are equal, but some students are more equal than others.

Sadly, in today’s PC fascist universe of higher education these words have never rung more true.  As if regulating the speech, thought and dress of the student body wasn’t quite enough for the unchallengeable intellectual ruling elite who run our universities, the comintern committees in colleges across the country have now determined that the as-of-yet-legal act of smoking shall be null and void in their hallowed halls.